The Wiggly Pig Pizza Grill

I've been perfecting my Pizzamatic 3000 as I've been hiding out lately due to that whole Swine Flu epidemic. After extensive pizza testing, I can finally say with the utmost authority that I am ready to market this invention as the new and improved "Wiggly Pig Pizza Grill!" Perfect pizzas are guaranteed to slide right off my patented Crustonium grill surfaces! Crisp, golden pizza crusts are practically foolproof with my unique Grillmatic grill, designed specifically to lock in the exact proportion of moisture and crispness. The Wiggly Pig Pizza Grill has been certified by the "As Seen on TV" panel of experts, as well as by several actors who play doctors on TV who have made the Wiggly Pig Pizza Grill their pizza griller of choice. Order now, and I'll throw in - for FREE - the Pizzamatic pizza cutter, which ensures clean and even pizza cuts - EVERY TIME! The cutter can be used to also slice tomatoes paper-thin, and it can even cut random cans! If you are not satisfied with the Wiggly Pig Pizza Grill, you can return the grill and keep the Pizzamatic Cutter as my gift to you. What are you waiting for?! Order your Wiggly Pig Pizza Grill TODAY!