Some of these internet gossip sites just don't know when to stop with all of their digging into my past. So rather than have them blackmail me about it, or have it turn up on CNN.com as some crazy scandal - I'll beat them to the punch and leak these myself. You think they could just leave a pig alone...ah well. Anyway, I was a poor, starving college student and desperately needed the money for pizza - and it beat donating plasma. I'm not proud of myself, but it beat donating plasma (did I mention that already?). Yes I hung out with the Kerouacs and Ginsbergs and Burroughs and Warhols of the world - actually I should say they tried to hang out with me. They were always looking for cool Piggy-isms and groveling around looking for pizza handouts. I basically just wished that they would shower, quit donating plasma, and stay away from my pizza. They never listened to me, and you see where that got them!
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