I also understand that there has been a lot of confusion surrounding the mass text messaging that occurred earlier today from some guy named Barack Obama. I categorically deny being the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate for 2008. I told this guy earlier in the day when he called to talk about being his dark horse running mate that first of all I'm a pig - NOT a horse (duh!). Secondly, I told him to stop calling in the middle of my workouts. I get very sweaty when I'm exercising making it hard to hold the phone and I hate to lose my focus. I am, after all, seriously training for the 2009 Piggy Olympics. Sheesh - leave a hard training pig alone, won't ya?! And lastly, what I did tell him was that I would be his "VIP" (Very Into Pizza) advisor. Guess he thought I said "VP." ANYWAY - on top of all of that, I'm WAY too busy keeping up with my buddy Zach, so Mr. Obama will have to find someone else to fill the VP role.
Friday, August 22, 2008
A Couple of Clarifications
First of all, I'd like to address the confusion surrounding what a certain daycare teacher (cough...cough..Ms. Karen) claimed was the reason for me being wet the other day when Zach, Ellie and I got picked up at the end of the day. I can totally assure you that it had nothing to do with any puddles or my supposed landing into one. Zach totally got it right when he told everyone that the reason I was wet was from me sweating. What can I say? I sweat a lot when I exercise - whose fur wouldn't get wet from that? I try to wear a sweat band, but that only helps a little bit. Puddle my tail!
I also understand that there has been a lot of confusion surrounding the mass text messaging that occurred earlier today from some guy named Barack Obama. I categorically deny being the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate for 2008. I told this guy earlier in the day when he called to talk about being his dark horse running mate that first of all I'm a pig - NOT a horse (duh!). Secondly, I told him to stop calling in the middle of my workouts. I get very sweaty when I'm exercising making it hard to hold the phone and I hate to lose my focus. I am, after all, seriously training for the 2009 Piggy Olympics. Sheesh - leave a hard training pig alone, won't ya?! And lastly, what I did tell him was that I would be his "VIP" (Very Into Pizza) advisor. Guess he thought I said "VP." ANYWAY - on top of all of that, I'm WAY too busy keeping up with my buddy Zach, so Mr. Obama will have to find someone else to fill the VP role.
I also understand that there has been a lot of confusion surrounding the mass text messaging that occurred earlier today from some guy named Barack Obama. I categorically deny being the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate for 2008. I told this guy earlier in the day when he called to talk about being his dark horse running mate that first of all I'm a pig - NOT a horse (duh!). Secondly, I told him to stop calling in the middle of my workouts. I get very sweaty when I'm exercising making it hard to hold the phone and I hate to lose my focus. I am, after all, seriously training for the 2009 Piggy Olympics. Sheesh - leave a hard training pig alone, won't ya?! And lastly, what I did tell him was that I would be his "VIP" (Very Into Pizza) advisor. Guess he thought I said "VP." ANYWAY - on top of all of that, I'm WAY too busy keeping up with my buddy Zach, so Mr. Obama will have to find someone else to fill the VP role.
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