I'm feeling a bit grubby

Man am I dirty. It has been a while since I've had a bath, and I can use it! It isn't easy being clean when you are trying to keep up with Zach! And this week at daycare, they had a mud day. Well, okay, I like the mud, but I think it is about time to hit the spin cycle and get clean. And as long as nobody has noticed, that messy pizza accident I had the other night might just come out, too. Gosh, I hope no one noticed. That pizza just had too much sauce, and next thing you know, a pig is wearing it. I did say 'easy on the sauce' - what were they thinking?! I always tell them to take it easy on the sauce. Man, I love pizza!